Disney 1 and 2

or Do Not Make Me CEO of Walt Disney Corporation


You want to control the future You need to control the flow of media You want to know what media is? Just look at that man-hole cover We're going to take that man-hole cover We're going to put a picture of Donald Duck on it Every time you look at that man-hole cover You'll pay a small fee to consume the picture of Donald Duck A fraction of a cent You won't care You won't fight it And you're going to look at that man-hole cover On your way to work Every working day Of your life And over a year We're going to collect fully thirty, thirty-five cents from it And Donald Duck is going to be on every man-hole cover in america And we're going to make five hundred million dollars a year And you won't care You won't fight it Because we're going to kick fifty million dollars a year Back Into the municipalities A Disney Juvenation Fund It's going to make your city sparkle Your city shine--

You're going to love it.


Every year You're going to do your time Your week at DisneyLand

We'll put it on your schedule You're going to Spend That Money, Like It Or Not

Oh But you're going to like it Or you're going to pretend to like it You don't have to go You can stay at home if you want But you're not going to have electricity You're not going to have any running water That week Becuase we're going to work with the city to reduce their costs And pay them to run the promotion with us And your week for a rolling shutoff is going to be the week we have you set up For a twenty percent discount It'll all work out We'll need you to be reasonable So don't worry about it Don't fight it Don't make yourself miserable Instead Make up your minds To have a good time--

Just go.

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