a screenplay
GOOSE 1: hey
GOOSE 2: hey
GOOSE 1: hiya
GOOSE 2: can I help you
GOOSE 1: hey
GOOSE 2: I think I know what this is...
GOOSE 1: want to have baby?
GOOSE 2: yes
SHOT OF SKY, HONKING FOR ONE SECOND
HARP SWOOP UP
CUT TO MANY MANY BABY GEESE, MUSICAL INTERLUDE LASTING MINUTES
GOOSE 2: I didn't expect there to be that many from just the one mating
GOOSE 1: it's ok
GOOSE 2: how are we going to pay for their soccer?
GOOSE 1: (pause, zoom in, orch hit) steal bikes
GOOSE 2: closeup, open mouth for one second
CUT TO BLACK
CREDITS
GOOSE 1 - (name)
GOOSE 2 - (name)
GOSLINGS
Angela McDermott
Squiggaboo
Softy
Vance Carslile
Emily of the Dirty Danube
Fuck'em Henry