Labyrinth

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SNAKE!

You are utterly terrified. UTTERLY. TERRIFIED.

The snake has noticed you.

Exits

Your legs tremble. If you try, you can barely manage to stumble back before you lose bladder control.

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SNAKE!

Exits

Go back! Like, NOW!

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SNAKE!

Exits

Go back! Before it's too late!

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Mall Courtyard

Sitting in the courtyard, you find it filled with monsters! MONSTERS!

There are two monsters you can see from here:

SNAKE!

GODZILLA!

Exits

Go get your scared butt back to the mall.

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The Mall

You wander the mall.

You buy some crap.

There is a lot of ridiculousness going on:

Exits

You can head back home.
Or, you could head into a game shop.
Take a breather at the mall courtyard.

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Red Truck

You leap off the balcony and land in the back of the Red Truck. As it turns out, it's going to the mall and it the fare will be 30 Thai Baht.

The Ride

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Balcony

You find yourself on a balcony, overlooking the city.

Weather

Clouds are rolling in off of Doi Suthep to the west, supernaturally fast.

Pathways

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Wish Granted!

Fabulous, no? You are ecstatic.

We'd like to add that your wish is granted IN REAL LIFE, not just in terms of this website or your virtual avatar.

If you're happy about that, please buy our games.

Exits

Drifting onward through the darkness, a light ahead beckons you back to the real world.

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Cave of the Nereid

Holding your nose, you jump into the reflecting pool.

You sink down, down down into the depths of it, and eventually you drown.

You sleep a fitful sleep, filled with abstract images of seaweed, rays of light glimmering from the surface of an unknown body of water, and the murky underwater noise of children playing at a public swimming pool.

When you finally awake, you find yourself naked, refreshed, staggering up before a wondrous, more-than-naked faery. An aeolean harp plucks dreamily, reverberating off the cave walls.

The Nereid

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The Tavern Bushes

You get down on your hands and needs and try, without much success, to keep your dignity as you climb into the bushes.

Exits

The tavern stands next to the bushes, you just have to crawl out of them.

Garbadge

Searching around on your hands and knees, you espy some conspicuous-looking source code. Smelling vaguely of urine, it strikes you as not just well-hidden, but well-used. Somebody comes back here a lot.

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