Labyrinth
Mall Courtyard
Sitting in the courtyard, you find it filled with monsters! MONSTERS!
There are two monsters you can see from here:
SNAKE!
GODZILLA!
Exits
Go get your scared butt back to the mall.
The Mall
You wander the mall.
You buy some crap.
There is a lot of ridiculousness going on:

Exits
You can head back home.
Or, you could head into a game shop.
Take a breather at the mall courtyard.
Wish Granted!
Fabulous, no? You are ecstatic.
We'd like to add that your wish is granted IN REAL LIFE, not just in terms of this website or your virtual avatar.
If you're happy about that, please buy our games.
Exits
Drifting onward through the darkness, a light ahead beckons you back to the real world.
Cave of the Nereid
Holding your nose, you jump into the reflecting pool.
You sink down, down down into the depths of it, and eventually you drown.
You sleep a fitful sleep, filled with abstract images of seaweed, rays of light glimmering from the surface of an unknown body of water, and the murky underwater noise of children playing at a public swimming pool.
When you finally awake, you find yourself naked, refreshed, staggering up before a wondrous, more-than-naked faery. An aeolean harp plucks dreamily, reverberating off the cave walls.
The Nereid
The Tavern Bushes
You get down on your hands and needs and try, without much success, to keep your dignity as you climb into the bushes.
Exits
The tavern stands next to the bushes, you just have to crawl out of them.
Garbadge
Searching around on your hands and knees, you espy some conspicuous-looking source code. Smelling vaguely of urine, it strikes you as not just well-hidden, but well-used. Somebody comes back here a lot.


