Just now I opened up Gmail
And saw a message like a nail
Driv'n thru my heart
And with a start
I cried aloud: "How have I failed?"
The subject line brought instant pall
As if to reportent the fall
Of man from God
The devil's nod:
"Kevin Saff has written on your wall!"
And so I opened up facebook
My fingers trembled, and flutters shook
My moist'ning eyes
I braced for lies
Those seconds while my browser look'd
I scanned my scrollwheel down the page
Stifling already murd'rous rage
At Kevin's jest
I heav'd my chest
This fate my cruel, barred cage
To live with they that relish pun
Who torment, tease, and taunt for fun
At my expense
Who slap me dense
Who will not offer recompense
Who swear they meant but no offence
To whom I yet must pay my rents
(Although I'm here no more than Clement's
(Who him's naught paid a ruddy cent!
(Though he brings beer, I must consent
(And well it's not for Clem my anger's pent!))))
It's for him whom I bear deranged bents
And in whom willn't life knock any sense
Who regularly break their lents
Then look to me for providence
It is unbearable!
I need a miracle!
To move from here to somewhere hence:
Get me away!
This awful fray
Is bringing out in me dements!